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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton In Love

Donald Trump Falls in Love with Hillary Clinton: A Hypothetical Astrological Study
by Dadhichi Toth, the Irreverent Astrologer


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Both arch rivals on the political front and in the trenches of warfare for the presidency of the United States in 2016, it’s interesting to see what might have been had Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton thrown down their word-weapons, high fived and made up. No, better still, passionately embraced with a tender French kiss and then made hot, frenzied love in the bedroom. Naturally that would mean erasing their past as political foes. And speaking of the past, going back even further, what a curiosity to rewind the clock back to say, their college days to hypothetically see what might have happened had Donald and Hillary actually fallen in love.

It’s hard to imagine them as a power celebrity couple in the vein of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, AKA Branjelina. Had their theoretical love affair taken off, destiny would have been weirdly different. Instead of Branjelina we’d be reading headlines with the alternative most talked about name in tabloid gossip – Dillary. Well, as famous American baseball player Yogi Berra’s used to say: the future ‘aint what it used to be!

You can imagine them in the throes of passionate horizontal dancing exchanging notes on her lost emails and his supposedly surreptitious photograph: a shot of him dressed as a Cossack on one of his secret undercover missions to the Kremlin, papaha ( Russian hat ) in hand, petitioning Vladimir Putin for campaign funds. The only way either of them could possibly extract the truth out of each other over the long drawn-out tit-for-tat news headlines is sex. Dillary sex that is. Or perhaps under these new heights of sensual imagination a more appropriate name would be Hump? Who’s you papaha now Hillary?

Of course, this is all conjecture so really, what do their horoscopes say? Would there have been a possibility for these two to click? Let’s take a look at the key factors which make up a successful relationship, especially a sexually intimate one according to astrology. How compatible would Donald and Hillary have been romantically? Would the Dillary glam couple survive and surpass the Branjelina phenonemon? Let’s see!

It’s hard to imagine them as a power celebrity couple in the vein of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, AKA Branjelina. Had their theoretical love affair taken off, destiny would have been weirdly different. Instead of Branjelina we’d be reading headlines with the alternative most talked about name in tabloid gossip – Dillary. Well, as famous American baseball player Yogi Berra’s used to say: the future ‘aint what it used to be!

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